Yeah Baby!

I  never used the excuse “My dog ate it” when I forgot or just refused to do my homework. This tactic was not lost on the founders of Islam,… but it was more like, Part of the Holy Quran is lost, ‘because my goat ate it.” According to Mohammed’s favorite wife Aisha, who stated she had the pages under her pillow. Apparently the confusion of Big Mo’s death covered for the sneaky quadruped as it entered her bed chamber and ate the pages. Pages dedicated to women suckling grown men as a way of preventing sexual impropriety.

 

Big Mo is presented as the perfect example of manhood and is touted as a role model for his followers to follow.

The kicker is that after torturing a man for money and then beheading him, Big MO took the mans wife as a rape slave. HE TOOK THE TORTURED AND BEHEADED MANS WIFE AS A RAPE SLAVE!

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TALKIN’ TRASH or “IT’S GREAT BEING THE PROPHET!”

 We, in our callow youth and exuberance We pronounce,”Well. lets go talk some trash” (to females, for reasons I won.t get into now). Basically, it means abandoning any semblance of honesty between the sexes. On rare occasion such philandering would score, but most of the time it was just embarrassing in the end. But it seems ol’ Mo came up with a little trash talk to justify playing with boobies!  Mohamed had a habit of talking to God at times when he wanted something and needed a good lie to get what he wanted.  The funny vignette following is and example of talking trash to get what you want while leaving truth in your dust. 

It is a problem. This ignorance of the finer points of Islamic life. Let us not be steeped in ignorance.  Lets refer to a history of Islam, the Hadith, in order to discover about breast feeding.  It is an interesting but slightly stimulating story.