The tiny little fellow pictured below is the sultan of Brunei. An individual famous, (infamous) for his sexual exploits and over-the-top orgies, has recently installed Sharia as Brunei’s legal code. If you are gay you can be stoned to death, thrown off a high place, or hanged. If you steal a Twinkie you could lose an arm. If you steal another Twinkie you will lose the foot on the opposite side of the body, and if you just can’t help but hobble into the quick shop for another shot at it….well who knows? If you step out on your husband you get stoned to death. If you step out on your wife you can get…… pats on the back and a few fist bumps for scoring.