The shadows in the closet look strange in the dark of the night. Beneath the bed, claws scrape the floorboards. Through my window, I spy a pearl white horn protruding from the shadows in the tree line. Just be careful, if you don’t want to get gored by a unicorn in the deep of night. Just stand out from the shadows. I don’t know what to do with the sasquatch in my closet.
YEEHAW! Our fearless leader is taking us on a “Snipe Hunt!” I checked with my black son-in-law and he can’t find this systemic shit anywhere!!