Hillarys Cabinet?

SEXYTARY OF STATEMENTS

SEXITARY OF EDDIECATION

DEPT. OF HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICING (yeah baby!)

 I.C.E. (Immigration Customs Enforcement)

Headlines of the day: ‘Lonely guy celebrates bachelor party alone.’

‘Thigh-gap comedian gives big yuks about her fat thighs’

‘How to fight a droopy neck’

WHAT IS HAPPENING INTHE REAL WORLD:

A Muslim immigrants are flooding Europe, (western civilization hangs in the balance)

Iran has been issued a warrant to stockpile all nuclear material needed to build nuclear weapons.

Israel is first on the list of annihilation and the Mullahs of Iran (we are presently lifting sanctions on the Iranian economy so they can continue to fund terrorists world wide.

The character of the American has been transformed into the slacker still lying on mama’s couch drawing benefits until middle age.

Don’t worry, denial is todays winning cognitive strategy. “Just close our eyes little one. Let your dreams face the day for you.”

Lets Get Rockin’

Boy if the GOP doesn’t  back this dude they should be run through pear cactus. Young, fresh, Hispanic, and a family as pretty as he. Young, attractive, energetic and above all, new to the arena of presidential politics Rubio exudes an aura of John Kennedy. and the  sparkling spires of Camelot.

.

 

 

 

 

….or we have the hoary winds of what has been. Hillary is on the attack.. The object of her derision is not the death cult threatening all, not the creeping socialism that has sapped the vitality of the governments of Europe. Hillary, a liberal, is attacking the wealthy. Wow what a breath of fresh issues!!! By the way, how much are the Clinton worth? Bills wad alone tops 80 million clams. Hypocrisy of these dimensions defies description