SEXYTARY OF STATEMENTS

SEXITARY OF EDDIECATION

DEPT. OF HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICING (yeah baby!)

 I.C.E. (Immigration Customs Enforcement)

Headlines of the day: ‘Lonely guy celebrates bachelor party alone.’

‘Thigh-gap comedian gives big yuks about her fat thighs’

‘How to fight a droopy neck’

WHAT IS HAPPENING INTHE REAL WORLD:

A Muslim immigrants are flooding Europe, (western civilization hangs in the balance)

Iran has been issued a warrant to stockpile all nuclear material needed to build nuclear weapons.

Israel is first on the list of annihilation and the Mullahs of Iran (we are presently lifting sanctions on the Iranian economy so they can continue to fund terrorists world wide.

The character of the American has been transformed into the slacker still lying on mama’s couch drawing benefits until middle age.

Don’t worry, denial is todays winning cognitive strategy. “Just close our eyes little one. Let your dreams face the day for you.”