Big Mo came along and said “Hey! in between suicidal bouts where I want to throw myself off a high cliff I have been visited by the angel Gabriel.
“He sayeth unto me, “Hey you are just the suicidal depressive we have been looking for to be prophet for Allah, the one true God who the Christians and Jews misunderstood”. Mo was chosen to be Allahs prophet. Which was Ok with the ‘Perfect Model of the Muslim Man.’ His religion didn’t get in the way of any of the killing, stealing and screwing (raping included) he wanted to do. It miraculously justified and explained away all of his successes excesses. Wow! What an amazing religion was given Big Mo!.