WILL THE REAL EGYPTIANS PLEASE STND UP

In 570 C.E. Bad to the Bone Big Mo was dropped. In a few decades he decided to be a prophet. After a few fits of suicidal depression, and one near miss when but he chicken’d out of throwing himself off a cliff. But instead he got a gang together and started his ministry of killing, raping, stealing, and not a small portion of lying. “Don’t forget the Pedophilia Hammer.” Said Lil’ Debbie. “Oh Yea.” said I. He Spotted his wife Aisha, age six. The 50 something old man took the girl and consumed the wedding when she had ripened to the age of 9 years.
So almopst 6 hundred years had passed since Christ had his ministry. The Copts, some of the first Christians anywhere had occupied Egypt for a period equal to 3 times the age of the United States!
He said the Jews and the Christians got it wrong.