I COULD NOT BE MORE EMBARRASSED THAN IF WE HAD INFECTED THE QUEEN WITH A NEW, PERSISTANT FORM OF CHLAMYDIA.

SO OUR LITTLE DIVA SCOOTS OVER TO THE ISLE, SHAGS THE PRINCE WHO OBVIOUSLY HAS NOT  SUCCSESSFULLY NAVIGATED PUBERTY. ANYTHING DEEPER THAN THE SELF ABSORBED NARCISSIST MEGAN  MERKAL IS TOO DEEP FOR THE PRINCE..  SO SHE IS NOW THE DUCHESS OF SUSSEX.

HE IS NOW HENPECKED, PUSSYWHIPPED AND AGAIN WEARING SHORT PANTS AND SAYING MA’M  AFTER EVERY STATEMENT TO HIS SPOUSE. NOT WANTING TO BE SULLIED BY LIVING IN THE SAME COUNTRY AS PRESIDENT TRUMP,   MEGAN INSISTS ON LIVING IN CANADA WITH HOPS HITHER AND YON TO BRITAIN TO  FILL HER VARIOUS COSMOPOLITAIN COMMITTMENTS AND SHOPPING URGES.

AN AMERICAN DIVA, NOT AWARE OF HER BASIC SHALLOW NATURE. HAVING THE MISFORTUNE OF  BEING BORN WITH A PARTICUALR LOOK, SHE HAS BEEN SET ON A COURSE THAT LEADS NOWHERE BUT HER OWN SPIRITUAL DEMISE.  HER SILKEN SKIN AND STATUESQUE FIGURE MAKE HER A GODDESS IN A CULTURE OF CLEBERETY WORSHIP. AND AS EACH YEAR AND EACH WRINKLE FINDS IT’S WAY ACROSS HER FACE, AS HER BUTT SAGS TOWARD THE LENOLEUM, AND HER NIPPLES TICKLE THE DANDYLIONS AT HER FEET; SHE WILL HOPEFULLY DISCOVER BEAUTY THAT GROWS  GREATER EACH YEAR AS SHE GROWS OLDER.  THE OPPOSIING POMPOSITY MORE THAN EQUEALS HERS, BUT THE MONARCHY HAS MUCH MORE PULL TO BACK UP IT’S CLAIMS. DEAR GIRL, SHE COULD BE HISTORY, INSTEAD SHE CHOSES TO GO THE REGULAR ROUTE AND JUST PASS THROUGH HISTORY.