A most comely demon girl strolled about Satan’s garden party, ” Sir would you like a tuberculosis? , Or a good case of small pox or hunta virus? Or you who miss the Black Death..Hunta Virus (genetically similar to Bubonic Plague).” This cigarette girl of disease offers large selection of maladies that are not seen much anymore. Well at least they are not seen in the post industrial countries.
This, as you may have guessed by now, is a side benefit of the large influx of South American children dumped here by parents, desperate to escape the crushing poverty and violence of their homes in south America. Tuberculosis has been making a comeback in recent years. Strains that are increasingly resistant to treatment have been popping up.
Some sarcasm has been floated as to the previous difficulty the native population had when exposed to European viruses brought over by the Spanish in the 1500s. I guess if we all can’t visit the third world with wide spread small pox we should bring a little of the third world home.
“Got yer scabies here! Lice by the bushel And don’t forget the ring worm!”