THE VIDEO THAAT FOLLOWS REVEALS FAUCI SLIPPING PUNCHS AT A WHITE HOUSE PRESS CONFERANCE. WHEN FAUCI BOLDLY RELIEVED HIMSELF OF A PAPUL BULL DECLARING THAT ALL WHO COME TO THE U.S. BE TESTED FOR COVIS WITHIN A DAY OF ARRIVAL.

WHAT ABOUT THOSE PASSING INTO THE U.S. THROUGH THE PORUS SOUTHERN BORDER? OH! WELL! FAUCI STUMBLED A BIT ON THE BRIAR PATCH OF HYPOCRASY THAT CHOKES THE FAUCI FOREST FLOOR.