CONSIDER THIS A TIP OF THE HAT TO ONE OF THE BEST AT THE ART OF CONDESCENSION.         BY THE WAY,  “OPRAH, BE A GOOD LITTLE SOCIALIST AND GIMME 10 MILLION DOLLARS FOR ALL THE PAIN AND SUFFERING IN MY LIFE, YOU HAVE TO DO IT, BECAUSE MY SUFFERING IS SPECIAL, AND IS THE WORST SUFFERING IN THE WHOLE WORLD!